Yes, they both have a hole in the middle...but that doesn't mean they're the same....

Are they trying to fool us by bringing in a similarly-shaped breakfast treat?

I don't understand. I walked into the kitchen expecting to find nothing, but instead I find two boxes of Dunkin Donuts. I would have rather gone hungry. I know that I sound ungrateful, but what is with this hodge-podge of Friday offerings? Office settings, and people in general, require routine of some sort. When I first started this gig, everyone was so excited to tell me about Bagel Friday!!!! It seemed like they had been accustomed to Bagel Friday for years, and now, we lose The Bean Bag, we don't have bagels one Friday, and now we have donuts. Additionally, this destroys my blog theme. It is called "The Blogel." That is a combination of blog and bagel, for those of you who may be slower. It is not called "The Blognut," or "The Doughblog," or any other cleverly thought up name. What am I supposed to do? (Both with regard to sampling a donut and with my blog.) I am trying to eat healthier, bikini weather is fast approaching. Now, everytime I go into the kitchen, or wander into the bathroom, I have to pass them. They're staring at me with their vanilla and chocolate frosting, and red and green sprinkles.
Wait, what? Red and green sprinkles?
How old are these donuts?
I commented to my boss, "It's a nice change of pace." "Yes," he replied, "Christmas donuts."
So, not only have the bagels been replaced by donuts, but they have red and green sprinkles?
Ummmm, this is not comforting.
I am at a loss.
My heart has a hole in it, similar to the holes found in bagels...and donuts.